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LAMBO.
Average CryptoBro Bio
Crypto enthusiast, altcoin expert. Here
for the dips, the pumps, and the memes.
Lambo by 2025, calling it now. Don’t @
me unless you’re talking Doge or that next 1000x gem.
Here’s what you’ll get from me:
Moon shots only: No blue chips, just 🚀 all day.
Degenerate shills: If it’s not a meme coin, IDGAF.
Meme game strong: Because what’s crypto without spicy memes?
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